I don’t want to be a pain because I like you as a web browser, I really do, but you are not the same browser I started seeing and fell in love in our younger days. In fact, I hate to inform you of this but, I am starting to see my former lover Firefox more and more often again.
You see, I was in love with you, but sometimes people and browsers change. Your recent love affair with Flash Shockwave crashes has caused me a lot of heartache. It happens multiple times per day and I am not ashamed to admit that after several times this forces me to go astray and secretly meet with Firefox.
I have tried to fix our broken relationship, I really have. I have even asked your brother, Search, to help me close this horrendous gap that has opened between us, but alas, even he couldn’t help me. He found people who thought they had the right solution for us, but in the end all of them failed.
Chrome, I have done everything in my power to try and save our relationship, but the error of your ways may have become too much for me to bear. While this is really breaking my heart, I believe I will be forced to move on. It’s not me, it’s you. But don’t worry, we can still be friends. And if you promise me roses again then maybe we could get back together…but, I am going to think twice next time around.